I love to eat fish, but I don't like water. I'd love to eat ducks, but I can't reach them cause I won't go in the water.
My mate Ziggy loves water, and when he was here he gave me the confidence to take a few tentative steps into the cold, wet stuff and play with him, but he's gone back home now and I daren't go in on my own.
Fish, ducks, Ziggy. All the things I love. So near but yet so far. It's ruff being a dog sometimes.